Status
2018-06-29
STP’s Windows rebirth has landed as Trash Talker on the Microsoft Store. This version has improved speech functionality, persistence of custom speech text and the ability to completely change the phrases on every button!
2017-02-23
STP has been reborn on macOS as Trash Talker. I’m working towards a similar rebirth for Windows as well. I plan on maintaining this old page for folks who want a free version and don’t care about the new improvements & features.
2017-02-14
After many years of ideal neglect, I’m now considering repackaging STP for distribution through the Apple macOS App Store and the Microsoft Windows Store.

Introduction
Shit Talker Phoenix is the resurrection of a classic application. Back in the ’90s, I used a hilarious little Visual Basic program called Shit Talker.
So the classic app is still out there, but of course, software of THAT vintage doesn’t really play so well on modern systems. Sure you could fire up a virtual machine with Windows 98 on it, but, that’d be lame.
Anyway, after not noticing any rebirths of “Shit Talker by Jaundice” I decided that it was time for me to take some initiative on that front.
Ohh, sorry for the foul language, I’d change it, but that’d kind of kill the nostalgic part of this.
Download
You can download STP for OSX here. | You can download STP for Windows here. |
I don’t know if you’ll read this, but the STP download links on this page are dead.
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